welcome to obscourous books! so what are you here for? so you want to buy a book? and what kind of book are you after? and you're entering into hogwarts next year? let me see your booklist. Obscourous books aren't supposed to be doing these types of things. we could go defunct. and i once had charm your own cheese by miranda goshawk. but where? that's what i'd like to know.

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i am a fart receiver

paula deen farted it smelt like butter

THAT was the equation!

THAT was the equation

nobody casting any spells nobody attending potions i can cast my spell on you just right now after all the chocolate frogs have crawled all over and i can cast my magic to expel myself at hogwarts at the end of fantastic beasts three i can cast my magic into hufflepuff after the skurge graduates have exploded

We merely synchronize them with Kirk's autonomic nervous system,

Cuomo must have slipped.

THAT was the equation

LIZARDS DON'T WEEP, MISS CHAPEL.

Sammy and Barry… were never here

Confused

I'm going to have a nice long relaxing poo

SHE WILL BE.

NIGGERFAGGOTS DON'T EAT, MISS CHAPEL.

"Little Of Intrinsic Value."

What me whip this girl good!

You little shits